Tuesday, March 17, 2015

16 Photoshoots Where Everyone Involved Must Have Been Drunk Or High

1. Sridevi – with short hair and curtain-y clothes, looking like she was in a bad version of ‘The Sound of Music’.

2. Govinda and Juhi – If sex in the kitchen leads to you looking like this, then stick to the bedroom, people.

 3. Rekha – with some weird alien creature claiming her skull as its home planet.

4. Aditya Pancholi – reminding us to be thankful for the small things in life, like cardboard.

 5. Madhuri Dixit – looking like she just escaped from a sandwich with a lot of mustard sauce in it.

 6. Shakti Kapoor – If you ever wondered where the actress’s dupatta landed after hitting the fan, now you know.

7. Jaya Bachchan – who doesn’t know how to eat a cabbage or even what to do with it.

 8. Kimi Katkar – Apparently there was a time when guys would get really turned-on at the sight of leaves on a girl’s head.

9. Jaya Prada – with a weird pointer finger and a hairstyle that was clearly inspired by a volcanic eruption.

10. Akshay Kumar – who can’t decide if he feels hot or cold, and is standing next to a drain pipe in someone’s house.

 11. Ayesha Jhulka – who looks like your neighborhood auntie-ji decided to try out a kinkier lifestyle.

12. Mamta Kulkarni – does look like a beautiful woman, apart from that crotch, which seems to be carrying extra baggage.

 13. Urmila Matondkar – looks like she killed afirangi cow and then put on its skin, just for fun, you know?

14. Ranjeet – who seems to have shamed a bird real bad by putting yellow briefs on it (and who smokes way too much).

15. Amrita Singh – looks like she returned from Dubai plenty of times in the last few minutes.

16. Juhi Chawla – who apparently didn’t give a damn about flashing people way before it became cool for actresses to do so.

Juhi Chawla

Odd Jobs Of Bollywood Celebrities Before They Became Famous

Bollywood is a term that is synonymous with fame, beauty, power and let’s not forget, money. Oodles and oodles of cash are paid to top celebrities, for each movie they do or even a dance performance at weddings. Interestingly, some of these famous Bollywood personalities had interesting jobs before they hit big time in Indian cinema.

1. Akshay Kumar- The big guns

As most people know, Akshay Kumar, whose movies go houseful in a matter of minutes, used to work as a waiter in a restaurant in a Bangkok. He also used to wash dishes at a restaurant before becoming a chef. He also has a Black Belt in Taekwondo and when he returned to Mumbai, he taught martial arts before taking the modeling route, which eventually led to movies.

2. Nawazuddin Siddiqui- The serious actor

He became a household name after his stunning performance in Gangs of Wasseypur. He grew up in a large family and when he moved to Delhi, was forced to work as a watchman for a company. While still working as a watchman, he developed an interest in plays and joined a theatre group, eventually graduating from the National School of Drama. And the rest, as they say, is history.

3. Smriti Irani- The quintessential bahu

Smriti Irani’s on-screen persona, Tulsi, was known throughout the country. However, she had first entered the Femina Miss India contest and, after losing the contest, was forced to work as a floor scrubber at McDonalds. She now has joined politics and is the current Minister of Human Resource Development! That is a rags to riches story!

4. Rajinikanth- The biggest superhero

While he was still a young boy, Rajinikanth used to act in plays like the Mahabharata at themath where he was enrolled. As he grew older, he took on odd jobs to make a living, including that of a carpenter and a coolie. He eventually became a bus conductor where he would keep people in peals of laughter with his antics before he decided to resume playacting. Rajinikanth soon rose to super stardom and is almost revered is a deity down South. Long Live Thalaiva!

5. Rakshi Sawant- The item girl

She is a hellion, always in the news for the wrong, albeit, entertaining reasons. But did you know, she started working as early as the age of 10, as a caterer just to make ends meet for her and her family. As she grew older, she started working as a bar dancer in Mumbai before making the transition to an item girl in various B-grade Bollywood movies and music videos.

6. Boman Irani- The versatile actor

Boman Irani worked as a waiter and room service staff at the Taj Mahal Palace for a while. Alongside this job, he continued to help his mother run their family bakery. He eventually developed an interest in photography which in turn led to curiosity about films. Irani has given the Indian audience stellar performances over the years in a variety of roles and Indian cinema would not have been the same without him.

7. Rayeysh Omprakash Mehra- Award winning director

Mehra has done a variety of odd jobs before he landed at the helm of directing Rang De Basanti. He used to work as vacuum cleaner salesman for Eureka Forbes. When he ventured into film-making, he worked as a spot boy and his duties included bringing tea for the director and other members of the cast and crew.

A Bride Rejects A Groom After He Failed To Solve A Simple Maths Problem

How is your maths?

Can you tell the difference between 59255 and 36568 without using a calculator? No? Okay, so how about adding 62926 and 21467? Still tough? Fine, I give you a simple one.

Tell me the sum of 15 and 6. Easy, isn’t it?

Blackboard

But not for a hapless groom who found himself rejected by the bride because he gave the wrong answer.

She asked him to add 15 and 6, to which the groom’s answer was 17. The bride immediately called off the marriage.

This happened in the village Rasoolabad, in Kanpur Dehat district of Uttar Pradesh.

Rasoolabad, where the closest railway station is 14 kms away in Jhinjhak, is one of the five tehsils of the district.

The best part is that she was fully supported by her family.

Mohar Singh, the bride’s father said:
“The groom’s family kept us in the dark about his poor education. Even a first grader can answer this.”
The support the bride received from her family is a proof of the fact that rural India is undergoing a positive change in outlook.

Frustrated With His Car, Businessman Donates Renault Duster For Garbage Disposal

If this had gone viral, it would have been a blow to the operations of Renault India. But thankfully, only a certain section of the populace would know of this (explaining that would take more words), and they probably don’t drive a Renault nor are planning to get one.

A businessman in Kota, Rajasthan, donated his Renault Duster to do what its name supposedly means – dust.

But he wants the car to dust the garbage off the streets.

Yes, you read that right!

Pissed off with Renault’s pathetic customer service, the businessman donated his car to the panchayat in Morak station village on the condition that they use the car only for garbage disposal.

The businessman, Rajesh Parota, said that the car was giving him trouble with the AC and electric system ever since he bought it.

Even after 200 days in servicing, Renault was unable to resolve the issues.
Bhaskar

16 Things You Should Know About India’s Soldiers Defending Siachen

The highest combat zone on planet earth, Siachen glacier is one place where fewer soldiers have died on the line duty due to enemy fire than because of the harsh weather conditions.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
For Indian forces deployed in Siachen, it is less of a challenge to watch out for the frail Pakistani forces but to just stay atop this 76 kilometers long glacier at 5, 400 meters altitude (nearly twice the altitude of Ladakh and Kargil) in itself means you have to defy all of your physical, mental and spiritual limits.
You have to be a super soldier, a hero.
And that’s what each one of our soldiers out there at Siachen glacier and on posts at even greater heights really is!

1. In Siachen, you are at the risk of getting a deadly frostbite if your bare skin touches steel (gun trigger, for example) for just over fifteen seconds.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Merely touching the trigger or gun barrel with bare hands can be a mistake big enough to result in loss of toes or fingers.
For those who don’t know about frostbite – it’s a condition resulting from abrupt exposure to extreme cold that can leave amputation of fingers or toes as the only alternative. In extreme cases, these organs may just fall off.

2. Mountain climbers climb when the weather is at its best; soldiers serve in these treacherous terrains all year round.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Minus 60 degrees temperature and over 5,000 meters altitude; low atmospheric pressure and oxygen, well, you keep asking for more of it. There’s 10% of the amount of oxygen available in Siachen than it is in plains.
It’s the weather of the kind that us mortals aren’t simply designed to bear. Not for long and not without the great risk of losing eyes, hands or legs. But these men – they do it, every day.
Because every inch of this land belongs to India and they shall not cede it to some untrustworthy neighbors who no longer have a higher ground in Siachen.

3. The human body just cannot acclimatize over 5,400 meters

When you stay at that altitude for long, you lose your weight, don’t feel like eating, sleep disorders come around in no time and memory loss – that’s a common occurrence. Put simply, the body begins to deteriorate. That’s what happens at Siachen.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Yes, it is tough. But we cannot climb down because we cannot let the Pakistani Army climb up and take high ground.

4. Speech blurring is as obvious as toothpaste freezing in the tube

It’s fiercer than heaviest of gunfire any day. But our soldiers have taken up the challenge nonetheless.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

5. Snowstorms in Siachen can last 3 weeks.

Winds here can cross the 100 mph limit in no time. The temperature can drop well below minus 60 degrees.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

6. Yearly snowfall in Siachen can be well over 3 dozen feet

When snow storms come around, at least two to three soldiers have to keep using shovels (in snow storm). Else, the military post would become a history; in no time.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

7. The 7th Pay commission may consider the unique challenges faced by the army jawans who man the territory all through the year.

They should.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
The forward areas in Jammu and Kashmir including Siachen were visited by the 7th Pay Commission in October, 2014.

8. Soldiers find ways to entertain themselves when they can.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
We are, after all, a cricket crazy nation.

9. Fresh food – that’s rare. Very rare. At Siachen, an orange or an apple can freeze to the hardness of a cricket ball in no time.

Rations come out of tin cans.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

10. Army pilots literally push their helicopters well beyond their optimal performance, every day!

They drop supplies at forward posts located at an altitude of more than 20 thousand feet.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Army pilots usually have less than a minute for dropping off the supplies at forward posts.
Pakistani army is merely few hundred meters away and so the choppers must fly off before the enemy guns open up.

11. In the last 30 years, 846 soldiers have sacrificed their lives at Siachen.

In case of Siachen, deaths due to extreme climate and beyond-imagination terrain conditions are treated as battle causalities and rightly so.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
In last three years alone, 50 Indian soldiers have died in Siachen. These causalities as per the information made available by Defense Minister in Lok Sabha, were due to the very nature of the place our forces are serving. These soldiers sacrificed their lives on the line of duty while combating the floods, avalanches and floods in Siachen.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
The Body of Havaldar Gaya Prasad from 15 Rajput Battalion serving in Siachen was found after 18 long years.

12. A War Memorial at the Bank of Nubra River has the names of Indian soldiers who laid their lives in Siachen.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

13. Local saying: “The land is so barren and the passes so high that only the best of friends and fiercest of enemies come by.’

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

14. In Siachen, the Indian Army spends as much as 80% of its time preparing soldiers of deployment.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

15. “We do the difficult as a routine. The impossible may take a little longer”

— So reads a plaque at the headquarters of the Indian Army formation responsible for security of the Siachen sector in Jammu and Kashmir.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

16. When you go home, tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow we gave our today.

A million, billion, zillion salutes to our soldiers! We remain indebted, forever.

World's Largest Horses

he world record largest horse of all time:
Sampson, a Shire Gelding that stood 21.2 1/2 hands tall, born in 1846.
(for conversion see the horse hands conversion page).


2008 Tallest Horses
Luscombe Nordram, aka "Noddy", a Shire, as a five-year-old was measured by his owners to be 20.1 hands tall. He lives in Australia. "It sounds like a mountain moving when he gallops across the paddock to come and get his breakfast," says his owner, Jane Greenman.

Digger, a Clydesdale gelding was measured at just over 19 hands high at the age of four! Digger resides at the ILHP farm in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.


Digger with his friend and smallest ILHP resident, Sweep. Thanks to The International League for the Protection of Horses for allowing us to use photos ofDigger

2007 Current Guinness World Record holder:
Jenson’s Diplomat Tina, aka Tina, 20 hand Shire mare. She was measured barefoot at the age of 3. Her sire was 19.3 and her dam was over 18 hands tall. She was bred by Jenson Shires and is currently owned by Jim & Marge Williams in Niota, Tennessee.

"In order to obtain size in a horse of any breed you must start with the genetics. You have to have two parents that have size bred into their genetic make up. Then you have the potential for a large horse. Feed, health conditions and general care all contribute to the ultimate size that a horse will attain.
Tina may actually have another 3 years of growth ahead of her. Sometimes a shire will get most of its growth by the time they are 3 but will continue to grow till they are 6 years old. We may actually be witnessing a horse that will continue to grow for another 3 years."
- Clark Jenson of Jenson Shires

Thanks to Jenson Shires for the photos and information on Tina!


Clark of Jenson Shires also owns Tina's father, 19.3 hand Diplomat.

2006 Guinness World Record holder: 
Radar - 19.3 1/2 hands Belgian Draft 2,400 pounds
Radar was the Preifert company "mascot"

2005 in Britain, A Shire horse named Cracker was measured at 19.2. One of our readers emailed this pic, if you have credits/info about the photo, please email us:

2003 Guinness World Record holder:
Goliath - 19.1 hand Percheron 2,200 pounds


Previous Tall Horses

2004 Jigs stood 19hh and weighed 2,800 lbs.
1990's a Shire named King stood 19.2hh and weighed 2,205lbs
1957-1979 A horse of unknown breed , named General was claimed to be 19.2 hh and wiegh 2,850 pounds.
1970s a horse named Firpon of unknown breed stood 21.1hh and weighed 2,976

1960's: in the 60's a horse of unknown breed and unknown name was claimed to be 20hh and weigh 2,800 pounds.

1938, a horse of unknown breed named Pat stood 19.3hh and 2,800 lbs.
Brooklyn Supreme:

1930-1948 Brooklyn Supreme, a Belgian Draft stood 19.2hh and weighed 3,200 lbs. It took 30" of iron to make one shoe for him.

1930 a Suffolk horse who's name is not knows was reported to stand 21hh and 2,810 lbs.
At an unkown date a Clydesdale named KingLeGear was claimed to b 20 1/2hh and to weigh 2,950

Morocco

1904 - Morocco, a Arabian/Percheron cross stood 21.2 hh and weighed 2,835lbs.

In 1903 a Percheron named Dr. LeGear was claimed to be 21hh and 2,995lbs.
1850 Samson stood at 21.2 ½ hh and weighed 3,360 making him the largest horse to ever live in the history of large horse

10 Steps to Setup a Turtle Tank

turtle tanks

1. Aquarium Size & Cleaning It

Figure on your turtle needing a set amount of dry surface versus wet surface. All turtles bask in the sunlight, so there will also be a light over the dry surface. Research what amount your species of turtle needs of dry surface.
Turtles need enough room to grow so make sure your tank is large enough. A lot of freshwater species of turtles can grow to 12″ long. The 20 and 30 gallon aquarium sizes are going to be a bare minimum of what you can use for housing turtles. We get a lot of emails asking if 5 gallon aquariums work for turtles. The answer is a NO because they are too small.
Empty the aquarium you plan on using for your turtle tank. Do not use any chemicals when it comes to washing the tank. Pure water is the only think you want to use. Buy aquarium safe sponges from pet stores to wash out your aquarium. Scotch brite pads and similar abrasive like pads scratch glass and then algae grows in those cracks like crazy. Just rinse and rub with pure water. Keeping it as simple as possible eliminates unwanted additives to your tank.

2. Lay Down Aquarium Rocks

When choosing what rocks to use, make sure your turtle cannot consume the rocks. The larger the rocks the better. Not that your turtle is for surely going to eat them… it’s just a safe precaution to take when setting up your tank. When turtles are younger, they may snap at prey between rocks and accidentally catch a rock in their mouth. Rinse your rocks before putting them in your aquarium very well. Just to make sure all debris and bacteria is removed.

3. Setup Plants: Live or Fake

I would advise getting some live plants for your tank just because it really adds to the ecosystem setup of the tank. Waste from food and turtle waste create ammonia in the water which decreases the oxygen levels in the water. Live plants consume carbon monoxide and turn it into pure oxygen. Your pets in the water aquarium will be much happier then they would with fake plants.

4. A “Turtle Dock” is Mandatory

There are different designs and Setups as far as turtle docks go. No matter what though… you need one! Turtles need to be able to crawl out of the water and get some air and dry off. Along with a dock setup for your turtle, comes a heat lamp that gives off UV rays.

5. UV Heat Lamp Setup

That heat and sunshine are a lot to a turtles life routine. Imagine your life with never seeing the real sun again. It may seem like such a small stupid thing to get for your turtle aquarium.. but it’s a mandatory necessity for your turtle. It helps bring needed Ultra violet rays to the turtles skin and shell. Visit the “Turtle Lighting” section for more details on lighting Setups.

6. Aquarium Filter Setup

The question comes up all the time if turtles need filters for their water. I highly advise using a filter just because the cleaner water gives your turtle a more healthy habitat to thrive in. Dirty waters can kill any aquarium species very fast. When buying a filter, always buy around 3-4 times the amount of water volume your aquarium actually is. Example, if your tank is 20 gallons .. You should buy a filter designed for 40 gallons. This will make your water more clean and save you hours of time cleaning the water by hand in your fish aquarium.

7. Heater for Water Temperature

A heater is needed for the water inside your aquarium. The water should be between 75-80 degrees Fahrenheit. Some think that turtles don’t need the water that warm but I would advise a heater just to make sure the levels don’t get too cold. Also, be aware of a heater that is not fully submersed under water. Sometimes they crack when not fully submersed under water.

8. Water Conditioner

Water that is used from a faucet should always be treated with a conditioner. What is harmful to fish and turtles is the chlorine in the water. You can either let the water sit by itself for 24 hours to dechlorinate itself or you can use conditioner to use the water right away.

9. Vitamins & Nutrients

They make different vitamins for turtles that are vital for them to have. The reason for needing vitamins is due to lacking certain variables that the turtle would get in natural habitat. Depending on what turtle species you have will depend on what nutrients and vitamins your turtle needs. They need certain vitamins for their skin and shell. Because without their shell stregth, they are very prone to further sickness.

10. Live Fish

I always urge people to put live fish in their turtle tanks just to give a real habitat feel to the turtles. If they want they can even take a bite at the fish and get some well needed nutrients of live food. Some persist not to use live fish in turtle tanks because it drives aggression to your pet turtles. I’m a believer in not running away from the idea of where your turtle came from… the wild. Totally your call on this one.

Dangers of Pet Reptiles

When doing some “pet turtle” research, you will find lots of warnings regarding salmonella. Younger turtles are actually more prone to this and its now illegal to sell turtles under 4 inches in diameter. There are precautions that need to be looked at but a person can safely have a pet turtle any day of the week.
Turtles are holders for salmonella at times and it is specifically dangerous to younger kids and weak immune systems. It is very important to keep everything as clean as possible for your turtle living habitat. After handling turtles, hands need to be washed immediately with soap and water. Salmonella can live on any surface for a given amount of time. Children can then touch that surface and become effected. This is the case with any real reptile kept in an aquarium.

In For the Long Haul

Turtles live long lives and having them as a pet entails a lot of commitment. It’s very common for a turtle owner to let their pet become “old news.” Lacking to add fresh water, not changing aquarium filters, forgetting to feed the turtle and so forth. Owning a turtle is not a 3 month hobby that you can just set aside. It’s important to take this idea into account. Lets get started on setting up your tank along with proper turtle care facts.
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