Tuesday, March 17, 2015

16 Photoshoots Where Everyone Involved Must Have Been Drunk Or High

1. Sridevi – with short hair and curtain-y clothes, looking like she was in a bad version of ‘The Sound of Music’.

2. Govinda and Juhi – If sex in the kitchen leads to you looking like this, then stick to the bedroom, people.

 3. Rekha – with some weird alien creature claiming her skull as its home planet.

4. Aditya Pancholi – reminding us to be thankful for the small things in life, like cardboard.

 5. Madhuri Dixit – looking like she just escaped from a sandwich with a lot of mustard sauce in it.

 6. Shakti Kapoor – If you ever wondered where the actress’s dupatta landed after hitting the fan, now you know.

7. Jaya Bachchan – who doesn’t know how to eat a cabbage or even what to do with it.

 8. Kimi Katkar – Apparently there was a time when guys would get really turned-on at the sight of leaves on a girl’s head.

9. Jaya Prada – with a weird pointer finger and a hairstyle that was clearly inspired by a volcanic eruption.

10. Akshay Kumar – who can’t decide if he feels hot or cold, and is standing next to a drain pipe in someone’s house.

 11. Ayesha Jhulka – who looks like your neighborhood auntie-ji decided to try out a kinkier lifestyle.

12. Mamta Kulkarni – does look like a beautiful woman, apart from that crotch, which seems to be carrying extra baggage.

 13. Urmila Matondkar – looks like she killed afirangi cow and then put on its skin, just for fun, you know?

14. Ranjeet – who seems to have shamed a bird real bad by putting yellow briefs on it (and who smokes way too much).

15. Amrita Singh – looks like she returned from Dubai plenty of times in the last few minutes.

16. Juhi Chawla – who apparently didn’t give a damn about flashing people way before it became cool for actresses to do so.

Juhi Chawla

Odd Jobs Of Bollywood Celebrities Before They Became Famous

Bollywood is a term that is synonymous with fame, beauty, power and let’s not forget, money. Oodles and oodles of cash are paid to top celebrities, for each movie they do or even a dance performance at weddings. Interestingly, some of these famous Bollywood personalities had interesting jobs before they hit big time in Indian cinema.

1. Akshay Kumar- The big guns

As most people know, Akshay Kumar, whose movies go houseful in a matter of minutes, used to work as a waiter in a restaurant in a Bangkok. He also used to wash dishes at a restaurant before becoming a chef. He also has a Black Belt in Taekwondo and when he returned to Mumbai, he taught martial arts before taking the modeling route, which eventually led to movies.

2. Nawazuddin Siddiqui- The serious actor

He became a household name after his stunning performance in Gangs of Wasseypur. He grew up in a large family and when he moved to Delhi, was forced to work as a watchman for a company. While still working as a watchman, he developed an interest in plays and joined a theatre group, eventually graduating from the National School of Drama. And the rest, as they say, is history.

3. Smriti Irani- The quintessential bahu

Smriti Irani’s on-screen persona, Tulsi, was known throughout the country. However, she had first entered the Femina Miss India contest and, after losing the contest, was forced to work as a floor scrubber at McDonalds. She now has joined politics and is the current Minister of Human Resource Development! That is a rags to riches story!

4. Rajinikanth- The biggest superhero

While he was still a young boy, Rajinikanth used to act in plays like the Mahabharata at themath where he was enrolled. As he grew older, he took on odd jobs to make a living, including that of a carpenter and a coolie. He eventually became a bus conductor where he would keep people in peals of laughter with his antics before he decided to resume playacting. Rajinikanth soon rose to super stardom and is almost revered is a deity down South. Long Live Thalaiva!

5. Rakshi Sawant- The item girl

She is a hellion, always in the news for the wrong, albeit, entertaining reasons. But did you know, she started working as early as the age of 10, as a caterer just to make ends meet for her and her family. As she grew older, she started working as a bar dancer in Mumbai before making the transition to an item girl in various B-grade Bollywood movies and music videos.

6. Boman Irani- The versatile actor

Boman Irani worked as a waiter and room service staff at the Taj Mahal Palace for a while. Alongside this job, he continued to help his mother run their family bakery. He eventually developed an interest in photography which in turn led to curiosity about films. Irani has given the Indian audience stellar performances over the years in a variety of roles and Indian cinema would not have been the same without him.

7. Rayeysh Omprakash Mehra- Award winning director

Mehra has done a variety of odd jobs before he landed at the helm of directing Rang De Basanti. He used to work as vacuum cleaner salesman for Eureka Forbes. When he ventured into film-making, he worked as a spot boy and his duties included bringing tea for the director and other members of the cast and crew.

A Bride Rejects A Groom After He Failed To Solve A Simple Maths Problem

How is your maths?

Can you tell the difference between 59255 and 36568 without using a calculator? No? Okay, so how about adding 62926 and 21467? Still tough? Fine, I give you a simple one.

Tell me the sum of 15 and 6. Easy, isn’t it?

Blackboard

But not for a hapless groom who found himself rejected by the bride because he gave the wrong answer.

She asked him to add 15 and 6, to which the groom’s answer was 17. The bride immediately called off the marriage.

This happened in the village Rasoolabad, in Kanpur Dehat district of Uttar Pradesh.

Rasoolabad, where the closest railway station is 14 kms away in Jhinjhak, is one of the five tehsils of the district.

The best part is that she was fully supported by her family.

Mohar Singh, the bride’s father said:
“The groom’s family kept us in the dark about his poor education. Even a first grader can answer this.”
The support the bride received from her family is a proof of the fact that rural India is undergoing a positive change in outlook.

Frustrated With His Car, Businessman Donates Renault Duster For Garbage Disposal

If this had gone viral, it would have been a blow to the operations of Renault India. But thankfully, only a certain section of the populace would know of this (explaining that would take more words), and they probably don’t drive a Renault nor are planning to get one.

A businessman in Kota, Rajasthan, donated his Renault Duster to do what its name supposedly means – dust.

But he wants the car to dust the garbage off the streets.

Yes, you read that right!

Pissed off with Renault’s pathetic customer service, the businessman donated his car to the panchayat in Morak station village on the condition that they use the car only for garbage disposal.

The businessman, Rajesh Parota, said that the car was giving him trouble with the AC and electric system ever since he bought it.

Even after 200 days in servicing, Renault was unable to resolve the issues.
Bhaskar

16 Things You Should Know About India’s Soldiers Defending Siachen

The highest combat zone on planet earth, Siachen glacier is one place where fewer soldiers have died on the line duty due to enemy fire than because of the harsh weather conditions.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
For Indian forces deployed in Siachen, it is less of a challenge to watch out for the frail Pakistani forces but to just stay atop this 76 kilometers long glacier at 5, 400 meters altitude (nearly twice the altitude of Ladakh and Kargil) in itself means you have to defy all of your physical, mental and spiritual limits.
You have to be a super soldier, a hero.
And that’s what each one of our soldiers out there at Siachen glacier and on posts at even greater heights really is!

1. In Siachen, you are at the risk of getting a deadly frostbite if your bare skin touches steel (gun trigger, for example) for just over fifteen seconds.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Merely touching the trigger or gun barrel with bare hands can be a mistake big enough to result in loss of toes or fingers.
For those who don’t know about frostbite – it’s a condition resulting from abrupt exposure to extreme cold that can leave amputation of fingers or toes as the only alternative. In extreme cases, these organs may just fall off.

2. Mountain climbers climb when the weather is at its best; soldiers serve in these treacherous terrains all year round.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Minus 60 degrees temperature and over 5,000 meters altitude; low atmospheric pressure and oxygen, well, you keep asking for more of it. There’s 10% of the amount of oxygen available in Siachen than it is in plains.
It’s the weather of the kind that us mortals aren’t simply designed to bear. Not for long and not without the great risk of losing eyes, hands or legs. But these men – they do it, every day.
Because every inch of this land belongs to India and they shall not cede it to some untrustworthy neighbors who no longer have a higher ground in Siachen.

3. The human body just cannot acclimatize over 5,400 meters

When you stay at that altitude for long, you lose your weight, don’t feel like eating, sleep disorders come around in no time and memory loss – that’s a common occurrence. Put simply, the body begins to deteriorate. That’s what happens at Siachen.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Yes, it is tough. But we cannot climb down because we cannot let the Pakistani Army climb up and take high ground.

4. Speech blurring is as obvious as toothpaste freezing in the tube

It’s fiercer than heaviest of gunfire any day. But our soldiers have taken up the challenge nonetheless.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

5. Snowstorms in Siachen can last 3 weeks.

Winds here can cross the 100 mph limit in no time. The temperature can drop well below minus 60 degrees.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

6. Yearly snowfall in Siachen can be well over 3 dozen feet

When snow storms come around, at least two to three soldiers have to keep using shovels (in snow storm). Else, the military post would become a history; in no time.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

7. The 7th Pay commission may consider the unique challenges faced by the army jawans who man the territory all through the year.

They should.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
The forward areas in Jammu and Kashmir including Siachen were visited by the 7th Pay Commission in October, 2014.

8. Soldiers find ways to entertain themselves when they can.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
We are, after all, a cricket crazy nation.

9. Fresh food – that’s rare. Very rare. At Siachen, an orange or an apple can freeze to the hardness of a cricket ball in no time.

Rations come out of tin cans.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

10. Army pilots literally push their helicopters well beyond their optimal performance, every day!

They drop supplies at forward posts located at an altitude of more than 20 thousand feet.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
Army pilots usually have less than a minute for dropping off the supplies at forward posts.
Pakistani army is merely few hundred meters away and so the choppers must fly off before the enemy guns open up.

11. In the last 30 years, 846 soldiers have sacrificed their lives at Siachen.

In case of Siachen, deaths due to extreme climate and beyond-imagination terrain conditions are treated as battle causalities and rightly so.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
In last three years alone, 50 Indian soldiers have died in Siachen. These causalities as per the information made available by Defense Minister in Lok Sabha, were due to the very nature of the place our forces are serving. These soldiers sacrificed their lives on the line of duty while combating the floods, avalanches and floods in Siachen.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen
The Body of Havaldar Gaya Prasad from 15 Rajput Battalion serving in Siachen was found after 18 long years.

12. A War Memorial at the Bank of Nubra River has the names of Indian soldiers who laid their lives in Siachen.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

13. Local saying: “The land is so barren and the passes so high that only the best of friends and fiercest of enemies come by.’

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

14. In Siachen, the Indian Army spends as much as 80% of its time preparing soldiers of deployment.

Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

15. “We do the difficult as a routine. The impossible may take a little longer”

— So reads a plaque at the headquarters of the Indian Army formation responsible for security of the Siachen sector in Jammu and Kashmir.
Things We Indians Should Know About the Life of Soldiers Defending Siachen

16. When you go home, tell them of us and say, for your tomorrow we gave our today.

A million, billion, zillion salutes to our soldiers! We remain indebted, forever.

World's Largest Horses

he world record largest horse of all time:
Sampson, a Shire Gelding that stood 21.2 1/2 hands tall, born in 1846.
(for conversion see the horse hands conversion page).


2008 Tallest Horses
Luscombe Nordram, aka "Noddy", a Shire, as a five-year-old was measured by his owners to be 20.1 hands tall. He lives in Australia. "It sounds like a mountain moving when he gallops across the paddock to come and get his breakfast," says his owner, Jane Greenman.

Digger, a Clydesdale gelding was measured at just over 19 hands high at the age of four! Digger resides at the ILHP farm in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.


Digger with his friend and smallest ILHP resident, Sweep. Thanks to The International League for the Protection of Horses for allowing us to use photos ofDigger

2007 Current Guinness World Record holder:
Jenson’s Diplomat Tina, aka Tina, 20 hand Shire mare. She was measured barefoot at the age of 3. Her sire was 19.3 and her dam was over 18 hands tall. She was bred by Jenson Shires and is currently owned by Jim & Marge Williams in Niota, Tennessee.

"In order to obtain size in a horse of any breed you must start with the genetics. You have to have two parents that have size bred into their genetic make up. Then you have the potential for a large horse. Feed, health conditions and general care all contribute to the ultimate size that a horse will attain.
Tina may actually have another 3 years of growth ahead of her. Sometimes a shire will get most of its growth by the time they are 3 but will continue to grow till they are 6 years old. We may actually be witnessing a horse that will continue to grow for another 3 years."
- Clark Jenson of Jenson Shires

Thanks to Jenson Shires for the photos and information on Tina!


Clark of Jenson Shires also owns Tina's father, 19.3 hand Diplomat.

2006 Guinness World Record holder: 
Radar - 19.3 1/2 hands Belgian Draft 2,400 pounds
Radar was the Preifert company "mascot"

2005 in Britain, A Shire horse named Cracker was measured at 19.2. One of our readers emailed this pic, if you have credits/info about the photo, please email us:

2003 Guinness World Record holder:
Goliath - 19.1 hand Percheron 2,200 pounds


Previous Tall Horses

2004 Jigs stood 19hh and weighed 2,800 lbs.
1990's a Shire named King stood 19.2hh and weighed 2,205lbs
1957-1979 A horse of unknown breed , named General was claimed to be 19.2 hh and wiegh 2,850 pounds.
1970s a horse named Firpon of unknown breed stood 21.1hh and weighed 2,976

1960's: in the 60's a horse of unknown breed and unknown name was claimed to be 20hh and weigh 2,800 pounds.

1938, a horse of unknown breed named Pat stood 19.3hh and 2,800 lbs.
Brooklyn Supreme:

1930-1948 Brooklyn Supreme, a Belgian Draft stood 19.2hh and weighed 3,200 lbs. It took 30" of iron to make one shoe for him.

1930 a Suffolk horse who's name is not knows was reported to stand 21hh and 2,810 lbs.
At an unkown date a Clydesdale named KingLeGear was claimed to b 20 1/2hh and to weigh 2,950

Morocco

1904 - Morocco, a Arabian/Percheron cross stood 21.2 hh and weighed 2,835lbs.

In 1903 a Percheron named Dr. LeGear was claimed to be 21hh and 2,995lbs.
1850 Samson stood at 21.2 ½ hh and weighed 3,360 making him the largest horse to ever live in the history of large horse

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