Thursday, May 15, 2014

23 Stupid Things That Indian Ads Teach Us

Life is all about signs. Some see them & some don't. This well-researched, compiled & analyzed study shows us just how lesson-worthy our adverts are. And how sometimes, we are totally missing the point. 

1. You can't eat chocolate unless you use all your 10 fingers & your entire face.



2. Girls want to achieve a hell of a lot of things, especially while they're on their periods.



3.  Gone are the days when moms hated washing your dirty clothes. Now moms just laaaaav it!



4. Mother daughter bonding is at its strongest while they both flaunt their hair or discuss effective shampoos.



5. Who said swapping phones can lead to confusion, loss of energy, time & can be really pissing off?  In fact, it strengthens bonds & cements mutual understanding between people. Now who would have thought that!



6. Every car is No.1, every goddamn car. So people, go buy all them cars.



7. Experts love their lab coats. They wear it all the fucking time. Because your trust is directly proportional to their lab coats.



8. One does not simply be happy with white teeth when you can have extra-white teeth.



9. You will impress the CEOs of this world if you apply skin whitening cream. CV? What is a CV? Qualification, go away!

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10. Now why would a girl love a man with intelligence, wits & charm? Why? She would only respond to his deo. That's just human nature, you know!



11. Having pan masala can make you buy cars, buildings, palaces & even countries.



12. Relief people! Our celebs are as normal as us! Kareena has serious dandruff issues, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problems and Priyanka has oily skin. Joy to the world!



13. Your toothpaste has nothing except salt in it. You are brushing your teeth with nothing but salt. Salt is all you got.



14. Thums Up is always out of stock & you have to pull off weird stunts to get your hands on it. Because who wants to just walk up to the nearby store & ask for it?



15.  If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewellery store & that's all she'll want to do.



16. Always remember to close your door while brushing your teeth. Because curious TV reporters & their camera crews love storming into people's bathrooms at any given time.



17. Always keep your toilets squeaky clean unless you want a surprise toilet-check from your friendly  neighbourhood reporter & his crew. Also avoid looking like a Grizzly bear at all times.



18. Salman Khan can go all the way to the Swiss Alps wearing just a warmer and chappals. Dabang x 2400000000



19. You & your neighbour could have lots of things to fight about. But the greatest battle will be to out-do each other's super-whitest-white detergent.



20. If a stranger on a bench offers you chocolate, please don't question him. Take it & eat it. Maybe it's spiked but you never know.



21. The length of a car is measured by the number of 'A's in its name. Not baaaaaaaaaaaad.



22. SUVs are only meant to be driven on bad roads, high mountains and through deep water. And you better drive it like you're about to kill the big machine. Refrain from normal roads because then the car will run normally, nothing like you planned.



23. And lastly, parents can't enter their kids' electric bubbles unless they O-D on ice tea & remix.

The world's oldest clove tree


Gamalama volcano
Indonesia's "Spice Islands" produced more nutmeg, mace, pepper and cloves than anywhere else in the world and on the island of Ternate, one particular tree has an extraordinary history.
"Bule, Bule," shout the children excitedly, as our jeep threads its way up a steep road on the side of the volcano. "White man, White man."
I am on Ternate, one of Indonesia's fabled Spice Islands.
The midday call to prayer mingles with the mosquito-whine of motorcycles. Above us, smoke seeps from the side of Gamalama, the pyramid-shaped volcano that dominates the island.
It had erupted only a month earlier, sending a tongue of molten lava pouring down the mountain into the sea. This part of the world is not called "The Ring of Fire" for nothing.
I am searching for the world's oldest clove tree. Why it is called Afo, no one knows. Neither is it exactly certain when Afo was planted. But estimates suggest it is between 350 and 400 years old.

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For millennia, Ternate and the neighbouring island of Tidore were the world's only source of those fragrant, twig-like herbs that love to hide at the back of our kitchen cupboards.
Cloves from Ternate were traded by Arab seafarers along the maritime Silk Route as far afield as the Middle East, Europe and China.
A Han dynasty ruler from the 3rd Century BC insisted that anyone addressing him chew cloves to sweeten their breath. Their origin was a fiercely-guarded secret until the Portuguese and Spanish burst into the Java Sea in the 16th Century.
Our hip, young Indonesian driver is clearly baffled as to why anyone should want to see an old tree.
And he clearly has no idea where Afo is. At a roadside stall selling everything from basketballs to fruit, we stop to ask directions.
The stallholder points back down the hill. With great difficulty, and reeking brake pads, we turn round and drive back down the volcano.
After a few hundred yards, we spot a signboard pointing to some steps cut into the hillside.
The path winds upwards through groves of clove trees and bamboo.
Simon Worrall stands next to Afo - the world's oldest clove tree Afo survived the destruction of clove trees in the 1700s
We are at nearly 1,800m (6,000ft) above sea level. Below us, through the foliage, I can just make out the sea and, beyond it, the island of Tidore.
Huffing and puffing up one last flight of steps I find myself under a tree that was probably here when Shakespeare was alive.
Afo was once 40 metres tall and four metres round. Sadly, today, all that remains is a massive stump and some bare branches.
A few years ago, villagers hungry for firewood even attacked Afo with machetes. A brick wall now surrounds it.
If the Dutch had had their way, Afo would not have survived at all.
The Netherlands United East India Company, or Voc, was the world's first multinational corporation.

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(File photo) Clove buds
  • Cloves are the dried flower buds of a tree belonging to the Myrtaceae family
  • The trees can grow up to 12m high
  • Cloves are used in cooking, either whole or in a ground form
  • They are also used in some cigarettes, incense and perfume
And just as corporations today seek to monopolise plant genes in the developing world, the Voc set about seizing total control of spice production.
In 1652, after displacing the Portuguese and Spanish, the Dutch introduced a policy known as extirpatie: extirpation.
All clove trees not controlled by the Voc were uprooted and burned.
Anyone caught growing, stealing or possessing clove plants without authorisation faced the death penalty.
On the Banda Islands, to the south - the world's only source of nutmeg - the Dutch used Japanese mercenaries to slaughter almost the entire male population.
Like Opec today, the Voc also limited supply to keep prices high. Only 800-1,000 tonnes of cloves were exported per year. The rest of the harvest was burned or dumped in the sea.
Somehow, Afo managed to slip through the net. A rogue clove. A guerrilla plant waging a secret war of resistance.
Afo would eventually bring down the Dutch monopoly on cloves.
In 1770, a Frenchman, appropriately named Poivre, stole some of Afo's seedlings.
This Monsieur Pepper took them to France, then the Seychelles Islands and, eventually, Zanzibar, which is today the world's largest producer of cloves.
As I stand looking up into its branches, I wonder who planted Afo - and kept its location secret all those years.
Or did it just survive because of its remoteness high on the slopes of Gamalama?
Either way, this ancient clove tree remains a symbol of the ultimate folly of empire - and the stubborn refusal of nature to be controlled

11 English Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning In India

11 English Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning In India
APRIL 10 , 2014
Sonali Walia
Sonali Walia
Indians are total geniuses. Not only they have an opinion on anything & everything but the way they see & perceive things is also quite unique. For starters, certain words that globally is known for something takes a whole new meaning for Indians. Don't believe us? This list will tell you how certain international words get a desi twist when Indians get to use them. 



1. AUTO
What the world understands?
Auto (n): Def: Working by itself with little or no direct human control.

What Indians understand?
Auto (n): A rickety ‘threewheeler’ whose driver never agrees to go by meter.


word 1 

2. CHANGE
What the world understands?Change (v): Make or become different.
What Indians understand?Change (n):  Chillar.
chillar 

3. RUBBER
What the world understands?Rubber (n): Def: A tough elastic polymeric substance or eraser.
What Indians understand?
Rubber (n): Scented pieces of eraser ‘rubbad’ lost & bought on daily basis in school.


word 3.1

4. HORN
What the world understands?Horn (n): A hard permanent outgrowth, often curved and pointed, found in pairs on the heads of cattle, sheep, goats, giraffes, etc.
What Indians understand?Horn (v) : “Gaadi hata b*****d”.
word 1


 
5. LINE
What the world understands?Line (n): A straight or curved continuous extent of length without breadth.
What Indians understand?Line (v) : A way to approach girls, mostly in a cheesy way, Line maarna.
line


6. SHOW
What the world understands?Show (v): Be, allow, or cause to be visible
              (n): stage performance.
What Indians understand?Show (v): An act imposed on you while a game of ‘Teen patti.’


show 


7. NACHO
What the world understands?Nacho (n): Triangular snacks typically topped with melted cheese & spices.
What Indians understand?Nacho (v): Weird movements of hands & legs or any part, also termed as ‘Indi-dance.’


nacho 

 
8. TAPE
What the world understands?Tape (n): A narrow strip of material, typically used to hold or fasten something.
What Indians understand?Tape (v) : An act usually performed by Indian students during exams, be it in school or universities, “Fatafat tape le, maam nahi hai abhi.”
 cheating


9. PICTURE
What the world understands?Picture (n): A painting or drawing.
What Indians understand?Picture (v): An act of 3 hour entertainment in a cinema hall, pronounced as ‘picchur.’
picchur 

10. PASTE
What the world understands?Paste (n): A thick, soft, moist substance/ often used as an adhesive especially for sticking papers.
What Indians understand?Paste (v): The thing you try to put on your brush in the morning while you are half asleep.
paste


 
11. ENJOY
What the world understands?Enjoy (v): Take delight or pleasure in (an activity or occasion)
What Indians understand?Enjoy (v): The joy you experience often termed as ‘Rang raliyan manana or Gulcharey udaana.’
enjoy

How dangerous is South Africa?

How dangerous is South Africa?

South Africa policeman

By Finlo Rohrer 
BBC News Magazine
With a multitude of tourists heading to South Africa for the World Cup, a question hangs on many lips: how dangerous is the country?
South Africa is a place where a lot of violent crime happens.
That much is hard to dispute.
Each day an average of nearly 50 people are murdered.
In addition to these 18,000 murders each year, there are another 18,000 attempted murders.
Murder is a staple of the news. In April, it was white supremacist Eugene Terreblanche. Earlier this month, it was Lolly Jackson, the flamboyant owner of the Teazers strip club chain, killed at a house in Kempton Park, just outside Johannesburg.
BBC World Cup 2010 masthead
In the run-up to the World Cup, British newspapers have been happy to convey a terrifying picture of South Africa.
One recently told its readers about "Cape Town's culture of gangsters, drugs, rape, robbery and a murder every 25 minutes".
So should football fans fear for their lives at the World Cup?
It's a complicated picture, says Johan Burger, senior researcher in the crime and justice programme at South Africa's Institute for Security Studies.
The first thing is that the South African murder rate is going down and not up.
"Contrary to what many people think, the murder rate, while still extremely high, is down by about 44% since 1995. That's a huge decrease."
Lolly Jackson
The geographical and social spread of murder might also be relevant to visitors.
"What is important to understand about our high crime rate is that we know from research that approximately 80% of our murders happen within a very specific social context, mostly between people that know one another.
"There is something wrong within some of our communities in terms of the social interaction and the social conditions."
In blunt terms, areas with problems have murder levels that can be wildly above the national average.
Kwa Mashu, a township outside Durban in KwaZulu-Natal, has the unfortunate honour of being dubbed South Africa's murder capital by the media, with 300 last year. It took the unwanted honour from Nyanga, a township outside Cape Town.
These are not the kinds of areas that are regularly frequented by tourists.
Dr Burger says research done by other academics points to the social basis for a high crime rate in such areas.
"There are extremely high rates of unemployment in some areas. All of this leads to a large element of frustration. Often this is the thing that sparks violence.
"The gap between rich and poor is still widening and it leads to what is seen as relative deprivation. The people in the very, very poor communities, they see wealth.
"It is not just a gap, it is a visible gap. The situation is aggravated by poor service delivery. Many of our municipalities are in complete disarray, complete dysfunction. This then leads to dissatisfaction. People protest sometimes very violently."
Graph comparing murder rates in UK and South Africa

There are many other crimes apart from murder which are seen as problematic in South Africa.
The national figure of 203,777 episodes of "assault with the intent to inflict grievous bodily harm" might be alarming. It's hard to compare this with the UK where statistics are grouped differently, though the latter has a larger population (61 million compared with South Africa's 49 million.)
But like murder, many offences are geographically weighted, says Dr Burger.
Of the 18,438 house robberies in South Africa last year, 8,122 were in the province of Gauteng, which includes Johannesburg. The likelihood of being a victim is twice the national average there.
Carjacking is a category of danger that would be novel to most visitors from western Europe.
Police in a stadium
Foreign media have sometimes been scathing
There are junctions which are signposted as carjacking blackspots, and there are areas where drivers will avoid stopping at red lights, particularly at night, preferring the risk of a fine to the risk of hijack.
"Many people may come in rented cars and then like everyone else they will run the risk of this," says Dr Burger. He notes that "most of the time" carjacking victims are "threatened or violently removed... not seriously injured".
Unlike most categories of violent crime, recorded instances of carjacking are on the rise in South Africa. The police do their best to fight it, says Pretoria News crime reporter Graeme Hosken.
"We have had a problem with gangs following tourists from OR Tambo airport [near Johannesburg] and the cops cracked down on that. I take precautions. I've been nearly hijacked myself on an open freeway."
He advises:
  • Keep your car locked while driving
  • Don't stop for strangers or people who have broken down
  • A blue light does not necessarily mean they are police
  • If carjacked, do not offer resistance
  • Carjacking is geographically skewed with half of the 15,000 happening in Gauteng
ADVICE FOR FANS
Flag seller
"There's another crime that poses some risk to visitors and that's street robbery," says Dr Burger.
"People are seldom seriously injured or stabbed or shot. In most cases people are threatened. Criminals will see the World Cup as a huge opportunity."
People can take a number of steps to reduce their chances of being robbed in the street, he says:
  • Avoid advertising. Don't show you have valuables on your person
  • Take precautions by trying to go to some of these places in groups of five, six, seven or more people
  • Most importantly, make a point of seeking advice
"The locals know which places people should avoid and the times people should stay away from certain areas."
If England win their group and make it as far as the quarter finals, they will play in Soccer City, Johannesburg.
There are areas in the city that have a disproportionate level of crime. Ask a local and they may advise against travel to Hillbrow or Yeoville at night.
At the same time, people could also point out that every city has its bad bits.
"I wouldn't go to dodgy areas in London, or the dodgy areas in Liverpool or Manchester," says Hosken.
But of course the crime issue is high on the agenda for the World Cup organisers.
The South African Police Service has prepared a plan that includes extra officers, high visibility policing, and deployment of specialist teams.
"I've seen the police plan, it's extremely impressive," says Dr Burger.
Police at a stadium
The South African police say they have a plan to tackle crime
But while there may be optimism about the police plans, there is still a deep sense of unease, says Hosken.
"The government says crime is going down, [but] 50 odd people are being killed every single day. There is scepticism about what is really happening.
"While crime might be going down, it is [often] extremely violent, armed robberies, hijackings. It is very in your face, it is very gruesome. The robbers will come in and not only attack a couple, [but] rape the wife, and severely assault the husband.
"People are worried about what the government is trying to feed them. The violence associated with crime is increasing."
And while the South African police can point to decreasing crime and the efforts they are making, fighting the fear of violence is harder.

Below is a selection of your comments.
I have lived in SA for 30 years and but for an aged father with dementia would be there still (I will return). I travel back each year and on my last three visits have taken my new partner. Initially she felt intimidated at traffic lights where your car can be surrounded by hawkers selling everything you've never needed. However she now tells people how she actually feels safer in certain places in SA than the UK, such as underground car parks that are well lit and heavily patrolled. My advice is enjoy the friendly people, take their advice on where to avoid and you'll have a great time.
Phil Shawcross, Manchester, England
British tourists walk around the streets of Cape Town central business district in their thousands from their hotels during rugby, cricket and other tours. Plenty of British schools have tours to South Africa for hockey, cricket, rugby etc. The existence of a tourism industry in Cape Town is due to the isolation of crime to areas affected most by poverty, areas not frequented by tourists. The Olympic Park in East London... now that could be more dangerous than walking around Cape Town stadium, the waterfront, CBD and many other parts.
Rafa, Cape Town
I, for one acknowledge that SA has a huge crime problem. But it's quite amazing how crime becomes a big issue when we are hosting the Soccer World Cup - a sport generally regarded to be a "black sport" in SA. But there wasn't any such negativity and talks when we hosted both the Rugby and Cricket World Cups - ironically sports associated with "whites" in SA. I wonder why that is? I admit that Rugby and Cricket World Cups are not as big as the soccer showpiece... But they do attract tourists nonetheless.
Sabonga, Johannesburg
This report throws up a much more pervasive problem within wider society. Fear of violence is more often than not a self-perpetuating problem. If someone is attacked, fewer people are willing to risk walking down that street or in that area, which increases the likelihood of being attacked. The best thing to do is keep going about normal business as long as humanly possible, show the criminals that you are not scared and make crimes harder for them to commit.
Emily, Lancaster
I am an American student living in South Africa now for almost six months. I have not seen any crime or been a victim of any crime. However, friends of mine have been. The circumstances always seems to be the same: late at night, alcohol involved, and not well light streets. As long as you travel in groups, use common sense, and use caution at night you should not encounter any problems.
Erin, Port Elizabeth, SA
Thank you for such a balanced depiction of the situation in South Africa.
Percy Molele, Pretoria, South Africa
My Mum is South African and I've visited many times. I think that as long as you are sensible and don't wear any flash jewellery or clothes, draw unnecessary attention to yourself or wonder around the streets at night then you should have no problems. I'd also warn people that the police are not always the most honest people.
Pete, W2, London
Pete makes a good point and it's something tourists should be aware of. Some police can be opportunist and manipulative. This doesn't mean all but some will be on the look out to make an extra few bucks here and there from naive tourists. But then, I have had some exceptionally efficient and pleasant dealings with police there which makes me believe that they can provide the security necessary for such a large event.
Neil, Herts, UK
These kind of reports are getting quite tiresome. Yes South Africa has a high crime rate but as is correctly pointed out much of the serious crime is located in certain areas. South Africa has hosted a rugby world cup, a cricket world cup a lions series and numerous other international sporting events without major incident. In fact the IPL relocated there last year because it was felt that South Africa was a lot safer than India at the time. I'm not denying that crime is a problem in South Africa, it is, but the continued media scare mongering over the issue is becoming very tiresome. Much like any city in the world there are areas that should be avoided and the best way to avoid any undesirable situations is a small bit of common sense.
Conor, London, England
I was in Jo'burg a couple of years ago with work. Whilst I didn't see any trouble I got a serious talking to from the guys in the office for walking the 300m from the hotel. They said I was mad to walk anywhere.
Johnny, Southport
We visited South Africa earlier this year and everyone (and I mean everyone) we spoke to about the possibility of violence during the World Cup said they were really worried about the football hooligans coming from England.
Helen Robinson, Henley-on-Thames
Sometimes seeking advice from the locals may give an exaggerated picture of crime in an area as well. I, for example, moved back from London to Durban about a year ago after spending 6 years in London. I asked friends and family about safety concerns. Basically, South Africans - at least in Durban - don't walk anywhere. I live 15 min walk from one of the busiest streets in Durban for bars and restaurants and people consider me crazy and have warned me not to walk there. I, however, do so regularly and have never had a problem. This is in a good area and a busy area as well but the general phobia is here too. South Africans like to dwell on the many things they can't do because of crime and getting a clear picture of what you can and can't do is very difficult.
Gareth, Durban, South Africa
"I wouldn't go to dodgy areas in London says Pretoria News crime reporter Graeme Hosken." This is nonsense, there is not any "no go" areas in London. Clearly some streets are best avoided after dark, but comparing South African cities with London is to give false confidence to tourists to that country.
Hugh, London
I have just (Sunday) returned from Jo'burg on business. There is an element of "it's really bad out here" but fear itself does breed fear. I am more worried about drunk English chaps thinking they have the measure of bad areas and taking on police, taxi drivers and others. Be streetwise and enjoy - it is a wonderful country.
Clive Hollingshead, Wokingham, UK
I was in SA for two months recently. I got robbed while sleeping in my bed and mugged outside CT station (don't look like you're a stranger in town - keep moving).
Hugh Kent, Shrewsbury, UK
I have lived in both London and Johannesburg. I have NEVER once been threatened or harmed in JHB. I have however been mugged... on Clapham High Street in broad daylight. It is about awareness - I defy you to walk around Stockwell or Brixton at night with a camera around your neck and see if you don't get done.
Matt, Johannesburg, South Africa
To every contributor who complains about scaremongering, the facts speak for themselves. Look at the BBC's graph - Britain's figures INCLUDE manslaughter and infanticide whilst SA's DOESN'T. If it did, the figure would be probably 36,000 v 660 odd. I grew up in SA and still have family and many friends there. I've now lived in the UK for over 14 years so believe I'm qualified to speak on behalf of both. In SA, there's a proliferation of firearms. Everyone (rightly or wrongly) likes to carry one around. It's important to be aware that most firearms aren't even LEGALLY sold. My wife and I walk about Edinburgh and other cities in the UK at night with little or no fear. We don't need to avoid stopping at red traffic lights; contemplate the prospect of miscreants posing as policemen; and heaven forbid risk rape and murder for as little as an expensive watch or cellphone. I strongly advise tourists to do as this article suggests - seek local advice and don't take any chances.
Justin Fryer, Edinburgh, Scotland
I lived in Johannesburg for nearly six years, loved it to bits but found I was in a siege mentality when I returned to Britain.
Be prepared for hectic driving, lock your doors, close your windows. Don't be frightened of the people walking between cars at the traffic lights, they are sellers and beggars. Keep an eye on anybody close to your vehicle - use your mirrors. At open-air car parks and on-street parking expect men and women to offer to watch your car. Sometimes they will even be in uniform. Only give them money when you leave and make sure you give it to the right person. Don't show jewellery. Keep a sacrificial wallet or purse. I always carried my passport but you may be advised not to. I just did not want to end up like visiting colleagues did, sitting in a room with suspected illegal immigrants who could not show a South African ID book. Be vigilant, don't expect to get away with wide-eyed "I'm a tourist, nothing bad will happen" behaviour and above all, enjoy the country. It is beautiful, vibrant and amazing, and deserves to have better times than it has right now.
Leigh, Walsall
I have just returned from South Africa, a two-month foot, bus and car journey. I stayed in hostels in all the major cities, townships, villages, slept in my camper and even camped out in random unnamed communities. If anyone had wanted a more vulnerable target then it would have been difficult to find one more obvious than me, a 50-something loner with a camera and backpack. However I met nothing but kindness, help and welcome.
Every day, bar/hostel TVs showed lurid news reports of incidents, some really disturbing. Did I ever feel threatened? Well yes. When you are lost at night, low on petrol, no obvious place to camp, and immersed in an unfamiliar culture, the mind throws up a thousand possibilities and few are positive. Every morning, however, the sun rose and my smile returned.
Matt Stewart, Glasgow

The 10-year-old who offered money to India's central bank


Laila Alva with the $20 note
Last September, when the Indian government was struggling to control the rupee's massive slide against the dollar, a worried 10-year-old schoolgirl sent a $20 (£12) bill to the governor of the country's central bank offering to help the economy.
Raghuram Rajan took over as the governor of the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) on 4 September 2013 - the following day Laila Indira Alva sent him a letter.
"I have heard about the crisis our economy is facing on the news. I have also heard about the fall of the rupee with respect to the dollar," she wrote.

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I knew the economy was weak because of inflation and corruption”
Laila Alva
Laila, who lives in Gurgaon, an affluent Delhi suburb, is not someone who usually spends time worrying about the economy - like most 10-year-olds, she likes playing with friends and other activities such as reading, singing, playing the guitar, swimming and athletics.
But last summer, bad news about the economy made the headlines every day - the manufacturing sector had slowed down, the rupee was continuously sliding against the dollar and India's current account deficit was growing wider by the day.
As her parents take several daily newspapers, Laila saw all these stories of impending doom and grew alarmed.
"I knew the economy was weak because of inflation and corruption. I read about it in the newspapers and I heard my parents talk about it at dinner and I heard about it on the news. That's the only thing everyone was talking about."
Laila's letter to Raghuram Rajan
Laila was worried that "people won't have enough money to make a living and everyone will suffer and everyone will become poor," she says.
Her mother Pria Somaiah Alva says she and her husband often talk to Laila and her 13-year-old brother about what's in the news.

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I want people to come to India and not to think that it's corrupt and a dump!”
Laila Alva
"Last September, we were sitting around the table, my husband and I were discussing the dollar rate. And Mr Rajan was in the news, he was going to take over as the bank's governor so somewhere how the bank controls the economy came up," she says.
The next day, after returning from school, Laila asked her mother if she could write a letter to the RBI governor because "maybe he can help the economy".
"I said 'go ahead, you're a kid, you can do what you want'," Pria says.
"Dr Raghuram Rajan, please bring in some new ideas that will improve our economy. I want people to come to India and not to think that it's corrupt and a dump!" Laila wrote in the letter which has recently been published in her school magazine.
Laila Alva reads her letter to the bank's governor
She also decided to include a $20 bill her parents had given her during a family holiday in Israel a year ago because she thought "the country needs it more than I do".
"Many people say it starts with little and then it becomes big, so I thought that my $20 would be a little. But I thought if people had the right thought in their minds, then they could make it big. I thought that everyone will contribute a little bit to help our economy and India will progress," says Laila.
Raghuram Rajan's letter to Laila
About 10 days later, an official looking envelope arrived, addressed to Laila. She was shocked to discover that it was from the bank governor himself.
"I am deeply touched by your kind gesture," he wrote. "I am aware this is a challenging time for the country and I have no doubt the economy will emerge stronger."
The envelope also carried the $20 bill she had sent.
"I am returning the $20 note you had sent with the assurance that we have adequate foreign exchange reserves in RBI to manage the situation," Rajan wrote and invited her to visit him next time she was in Mumbai.
Laila says she was "really surprised" by the response.
"I thought it was common to write a letter to the RBI governor, I thought he won't really read it and he'll just ask someone else to write back."
Laila was not happy to get her money back though and thought that "it was mean of him not to take it," she says. But her parents explained that "there are different ways in which one can help one's country".
In November, when Laila's father went to Mumbai on business, she went along with him to meet Rajan.
Laila Alva with the governor of the Reserve Bank of India
"She was very happy, very impressed with the RBI building. She visited the coin museum and returned laden with comics which simplify money, even for adults. But her first reaction was - Mama, he's very tall," says Pria.
"He is very tall," insists Laila. "There's a picture of both of us and he's extremely tall, he's like a giant."
At her meeting with Rajan, she asked him questions like "why can't the RBI print more money for everyone so that people aren't poor? He told me that it will lead to inflation and then he explained the whole concept".
On the wall behind his desk, there were pictures of past RBI governors, but "there was no lady governor so I was shocked and I asked him why? He said maybe you can become one some day".
So is that what she wants to do when she grows up? "Maybe, but I want to be a photographer first and then an author and then a singer, maybe someday work to become the governor of the RBI," she says.
At present she is not too concerned about the economy. "Last year it was 70 rupees to $1, but now Mr Rajan has brought it down to 60."
And about the $20 bill, Laila admits that at one point she thought about changing it into rupees and spending it, but now she has changed her mind.
"I think I'll frame it with the letter," she says.

Posibilities pf Mergers: India & Maldives

  There are a number of reasons why the Maldives might merge with India in the future. These include: Cultural and historical ties: The Mal...