Thursday, May 15, 2014

14 Life Lessons We Can Learn From The Indian Armed Forces

The Indian Armed Forces are one of the few institutions an everyday Indian can actually be proud of. But why stop there? Let’s go from admiring to learning. Here are a few life lessons every Indian can learn from the Armed Forces.

1. The value of discipline in day to day life.

The armed forces place a really high value on discipline and the importance of routine. Planning things out and doing them at the same time everyday not only helps them stay on schedule, it actually makes them more efficient at what they do.

2. That practicing “Unity In Diversity” isn’t a big deal at all.

Bravery has no religion, caste or colour. The Indian Armed Forces are shining examples of equal opportunity and brotherhood. In fact, among the ranks of the legendary soldiers who received a Param Vir Chakra, we proudly count Hindus, Christians, Muslims, Sikhs and even Parsis.
Clockwise from Top Left: Param Vir Chakra recipients Abdul Hamid, A.B Tarapore, Hoshiar Singh and Albert Ekka.

3. The real meaning of friendship.

A lot has been said about the deep bond soldiers share with each other. The kind of camaraderie one sees in the armed forces is something we all should try to emulate in our lives.

4. To always have a thirst for adventure.

The forces have always encouraged adventure activities like sky-diving, para-sailing, mountaineering, etc. A little adrenaline every now and then will keep you young.

5. To strive for a well rounded personality.

In the National Defence Academy, young officers in training are encouraged to choose from a whole host of activities like sailing, boxing, polo, astronomy, music and many others. The point is to turn them into well rounded individuals with a wide range of interests and hobbies.

6. The determination to achieve your goals.

One thing that truly makes soldiers stand apart is their ability to achieve their goals, even fighting against incredible odds. This spirit was displayed a hundred times over in the Kargil War, when despite being at a disadvantageous elevation, the Indian Army retook peak after peak from the intruders.

7. How to be selfless.

The Indian Army is an organization that teaches its members, “The safety, honor, and welfare of your country comes first, always and every time. The honor, comfort and safety of the man you command comes next. Your own ease, comfort & safety comes last, always and every time.”

8. To believe in your team and in your organization.

When you believe in something, it becomes easier to give it your all. The members of the Armed Forces are characterized by a steadfast belief in their cause and untied by the love for their country.

9. That sacrifice isn’t just some fancy word.

Members of the Armed Forces spend months away from their family, perform their duties while others celebrate during festivals and even lay down their lives for a billion people they barely even know. Such is the depth of their sacrifice.

10. To understand what patriotism actually means.

There is a difference between being patriotic and being jingoistic. Many people think that being patriotic simply means hating Pakistan or China. But the people who serve in the forces didn’t join because of hate. They joined because of love; love for their own country.

11. To have high standards of professionalism.

Soldiers in the Indian Army are known for their diligence and dedication towards their duty. If a job has to be done, it has to be done and that too perfectly. No work is small and nothing is unimportant.

12. To maintain your own integrity and expect the same from others.

While there are notable exceptions, the Indian Armed Forces largely remain an honest, apolitical force which demands a high standard of integrity from its members.

13. To be dependable when you’re needed the most.

In 2013, when flash floods and torrential rain caused havoc in Uttarakhand, it was thanks to the valiant and timely efforts of the Indian Army and Air Force that excessive loss of life was prevented.

14. To always have a positive attitude.

The men who protect our borders have this knack of being really hard to de-motivate. They tend to see the best in the worst situations. Even when the chips are down, they never leave a chance to celebrate.

10 Great Management Lessons We Can Learn From Gabbar Singh

Most of us know Gabbar Singh as the despicable villain of the greatest Bollywood movie ever made, Sholay. But Gabbar was more than just a ruthless dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. While he wasn't terrorizing the helpless villagers of Ramgarh, he was giving management lessons in the Chambal School of Management. Just look at all the things we can learn from him about building a successful business


1. Competitive Analysis

When Kaalia and his gang came back empty handed from Ram-Garh, the first thing Gabbar asked them was "Kitney aadmi the?" Like any great manager, he sought to find out about his competition.


2. Brand Building

Gabbar put it very nicely. When mums in a locality put their kids to sleep saying "Gabbar aa jayega," you're a bonafide marketing whiz!


3. Fair HR Practices

Before Gabbar Singh punished his subordinates, he thought that 6 bullets for 3 people would be unfair. "6 goli, aur aadmi teen, bahut nainsaafi hai!" So, to be fair, he removed three bullets from the revolver.


4. Seeking Feedback From Staff

When Gabbar is about to pop Kaalia, he doesn't just take a unilateral decision. Like a good democratic leader, he asks for opinions. "Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?"


5. Downsizing

No one likes to let go of their employees. But sometimes, you just have to bite the bullet and "fire" a few people. Gabbar Singh did exactly that when he shot all three of his subordinates after laughing like a maniac. "Jo darr gaya, samjho mar gaya!"


6. Clearing All Dues In Time

Thakur put Gabbar in jail. That didn't go down too well with Gabbar. So, he promised "Bahut pachtaugey Thakur, bahut pachtaogey." On escaping prison, Gabbar immediately proceeded to murder Thakur's entire family. Debt cleared.


7. Hostile Take-Overs

On discovering that Thakur's hands were really strong, Gabbar immediately wanted to have them for himself. "Ye haath, humko de de Thakur!" Even though Thakur was not willing to part with his most prized assets, Gabbar cut them off and took them anyway.


8. Employee Motivation

Gabbar wanted Basanti to dance, but she was feeling quite shy. Through close observation, he found out that Basanti and Veeru were madly in love with each other. "Bahut yaarana lagta hai." So, he motivated her to shake a leg by threatening to kill Veeru in front of her.


9. Performance Based Incentive Plans

To make sure that Basanti kept dancing, Gabbar linked her performance with her lover Veeru's life. "Jab tak tere pair chalengey, tab tak iski saans chalegi."


10. Never Underestimate Your Competition

Even Gabbar's mistakes are a lesson to any budding management graduate. After Jai and Veeru killed his whole gang, Gabbar came face to face with Thakur. He looked at the "un-armed" old man, laughed and said, "Tu kya ladega mujhse Thakur!" He shouldn't have, because Thakur then beat him to death with just his feet.

16 Funny Shop Signs You’ll Only See In India

I am of the firm belief that India is hands down, the funniest country in the world. Don't believe me? Just step out to the market one day and take a look around at some of the signs above the shops. Our stores signs are often creative, sometimes inappropriate and always funny. Here are just a few. 


1. How about some Status Update Chowmein?


2. How engineers end up in India.


3. Not sure how this works...


4. LoL. It's Murg Donalds. 


5. Roughly translates to "Hospital For Injured Shoes." 


6. In other news, Facebook Fast Food acquired Whatsapp Maggi Point for 10,000 rupees.


7. "Andar"wear. Because, you know, you wear it "inside."


8. Either he's out and proud or he has no idea what he's doing. 


9. I want some "cool 'n' crisp chikan!"


10. You'll either get it or you won't.


11. "Please don't do 'okay okay.'"This is one frustrated shopkeeper.


12. On the top, "Lioness' Milk... Available here."


13. Much discount! So cheap! Wow!


14. Hahahaha. "Notorious Egg Dudes."


15. Sardar Fish 'N Chicken. Made using Karnail Singh's secret recipe. 


16. Choley you just can't wait for...


20 WTF Signboards You Will Only See In India

If one would be asked to define India in three words, they would be, "What the fuck?" Our country is full of crazy and hilarious things. Our signboards are no exception. Here are just a few of the most WTF signboards you’ll see only in India

1. I'll have my tea in liquid form please. And please, no logic.

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2. You can almost hear it in your head.

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3. Hotel Google. I wonder what a Google search will throw up?

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4. I could really use a Child Bear right now.

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5. Now this is what you call a multi-speciality hospital.

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6. A truly international fruit stall.

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7. No alcohole allowed.

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8. Bugger off, Baggers. 

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9. Looks like someone took a dump on this one.

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10. Plane Paint. It's the "In" thing this season.

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11. Thanks. Who needs Google Maps?

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12. Are you an "animals" type man?

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13. Full power sexism.

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14. This is a "Bar Bar" Shop. You have to come here again and again.

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15. Shake your Buty Lades...

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16. Oh Snap!

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17. Okay. If you say so.

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18. Cum, take a bath.

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19. Happy Endings Guaranteed.

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20. Silence of the psychos.

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